Thursday, September 25, 2014

Still out sick.

Been under the weather the last couple of days. Actually, that is an understatement.
I had some severe stomach pain Monday night. The crescendo started around 9:00 PM and hit forte at 2:00 AM.  The only problem was, there was no decrescendo so it stayed at forte and later in the morning hit double forte.  Went to the doctor Tuesday morning. His office is at a local hospital so he informed me he was sending me via wheelchair to the ER.  A CT scan showed the problem: appendicitis. The doctor said I wasn't going home that day.   So I got to get my appendix removed late Tuesday night.  Got home last night.  I'll post a couple of things when the happy pills allow me to do so.  Meanwhile, here is the culprit. The doctor said it was ready to explode. I think he used the term "hot".


19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have a speedy recovery. We miss you.

Anonymous said...

Dice onions. Place in hot pan with olive oil. Roll appendix in flour. Brown and serve over rice. Pop a bottle of burgundy and enjoy.

Johnny Weir said...

You are very lucky & blessed you went to the doctor. A lot of people would have MANUP and let the pain run its course. Which in that case it would certainly have killed you.(Ruptured appendix would lead to abdomen infection which would lead to death) You made a most excellent decision to go see the doctor. I hate making decisions myself (usually overthink em)and the life & death kind are the worse. I can't even decide which toilet paper to buy. But,(always a but) I've done fairly well in my 68 old years on this earth. I got good health, dull mind, and a good wife. What more could a man want. Maybe a pontoon boat someday. So Get Well soon and savor the correct decision you made that saved your life. We would have really missed you if this would have gone south. No one does as good a job at moderation of this blog as you. I'll lift up a prayer that you have a speedy & pain free recovery. But, answered prayers for me are running at 50-50. Your comrade in blogging. Johnny is here.

Kingfish said...

And here is a little love note from one commentor. He tends to show up when I post about anything involving Madison County.

You must have got ahold of some bad cock!! I hope you choke on that dick next time Mr XXX XXXX. Greeting from Baton Rouge

Anonymous said...


You need a hot older woman like Granny to take care of you. She is still a beauty queen who gets lot of looks (& hits) from younger men. She's also a Rhodes Scholar with multiple PhDs. No doubt she could have done the removal herself.

Anonymous said...

Eric Holder is finally stepping down. Probably headed straight to a jail cell. #Bengahzi

Anonymous said...

Ahhh...some of Baton Rouge's finest, I see. Right up there with Pearl!

Anonymous said...

Hope you are feeling better soon!

Anonymous said...

>>Greeting from Baton Rouge<< But the IP is probably in the Free State of Jones County.

Hope you are back up to speed soon.

Anonymous said...

get well soon KF

Anonymous said...

Thankful you are feeling better

Anonymous said...

Hope u feel better!

Joseph said...

Been there, KF; worst pain I've ever been in my whole life. Take it easy for awhile, don't want to go off messing something up.

Anonymous said...

Man, that is a painful, nasty thing to look at! I know you are glad they got that ugly thing out of your body. Get well soon!

Anonymous said...

Ouch! Take care and get back to your nosey self soon!

Viennas and Crackers said...

Until I read the 'cock' post I was about to say what you need is a blow job. Well, it's true. Get well soon.

Anonymous said...

"Viennas and Crackers"... haha ...too funny. And I'm just talkin about the moniker!

KaptKangaroo said...

Who needs a stinkin' appendix?!? I'm sure it is a wive's tail (keep it out of the gutter gang), but doesn't eating bones cause appendicitis? Evolutionarily speaking, I believe the appendix is on the way out.

Ophelia said...

Yes, having an appendix is SO prehistoric! KF, you hadn't been following that Paleo diet, had you?:):) Glad you will live to fight another day, sir.



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