Tuesday, July 29, 2014

We report, you decide: election fraud edition. (Updated)

YEE-HAAAWWWW!!!! Hot diggity-damn!!!! We found us some election fraud and collusion by the circuit clerks.  Take a look at this incident report below and see for yourself.




This report was submitted as evidence to Judge Atlas today. Here are pictures of the courthouse and the mandatory Confederate soldier statue.  The flagpole might be a tipoff to the nature of the building.


48 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think it was about two weeks ago on this very site that it was said the McDaniels camp would find something in Jefferson County rather than Rankin County. Victory!

But..oh, wait...what's the population of Jefferson County again? If the entire adult population illegally voted, it still won't be enough for a McDaniels victory.

Please find some self-respect McDaniels & Co.

Anonymous said...

Please tell me this report is a joke. Invalid address? Were they in the correct town? How about asking anybody walking down the street where the courthouse is located? If this reflects the 'smarts' of all McD's people he is deserved to lose the runoff.

Anonymous said...

Please, just go away; you have insulted our intelligence enough.

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO

No doubt part of the Barbour Cochran conspiracy.

Current website for Jefferson County shows the Circuit Clerk located at 1483 Main St.
Fayette, MS 39069. There is also a telephone number, if you were having trouble finding the office you could always call and ask for directions. Oh never mind, they apparently did call and still could not find the correct address?

This needs to be THOROUGHLY investigated by the proper authorities. I hope True the Vote kept screen grabs and recorded the phone calls to preserve the evidence.

Anonymous said...

Official county website shows the address as 1483 Main Street, Fayette. I guess the town of Fayette has too many large buildings in the 1400 block of Main Street to distinguish from the others. Or maybe the Cochran-Illuminati conspiracy hid the courthouse.

Kingfish said...

I Shouldve waited til Friday evening to post this so the Amerigos crowd could have fun.

Anonymous said...

So the cloaking device was deployed. I'm already on hold waiting to tell George Noory all about it. I'm not sure if it's Corporate Oligarchy & Geopolitcs/ Economic Crisis or maybe
Martian Anomalies/ The Ouija Board.

Anonymous said...

I think the problem was the TTV/McD people refused to reach out out to "liberal Democrats" on the streets of Fayette for directions since they blame them for everything that could be wrong, and had no chores to break the hard ice of the summer to talk with them about, and thus were hopelessly lost in that metropolis without hope but to write it up as another true "incident" for our Satanic Federal Court via "that woman" Judge Atlas to review and handle for them.

Anonymous said...

And Judge Atlas, being of that certain surname that they understood only she would have the true map of downtown Fayette, Mississippi and it's courthouse locked away in her head, and being unfamiliar with GPS, they were doth left to humbly beseech Thee Good Judge under that properly exhibited and ECF date stamped TTV "Incident Report" for such relief as the Satanic Federal System and NVRA might offer them in their humbled circumstance....

Anonymous said...

I wish these folks would have bought laptops instead of donating to McDaniel's lost cause crusade. That way they could join the rest of the universe and type their reports and access google maps.

Zorek Richards said...

Wow. So the Cochran people hid the courthouse from a McDaniel voter. How clever. Does that classify as racist? And how do you even investigate that? Where did they hide it? So many questions... :-)

Anonymous said...

A vast conspiracy by all of the RINO-- hiding the damn courthouse. It's shocking what the Barbors will do.-- moving and hiding the courthouse. What will they do next?

Anonymous said...

Serious question for the lawyers out there:

Is submitting something this frivolous as "evidence" of election fraud in a lawsuit deserving of sanctions for the lawyer(s) who submitted it? You know, wasting the court's time and the taxpayers' money hearing this nonsense?

Harness Racer said...

Actually you shouldn't worry much about the Amerigo's crowd. You posted right on time for the 'sweat-rag, linen suit crowd' over at Knee-Shobur to make political hay.

This breaking news should keep them all busy today and tomorrow while they look at their watches and wonder where Thadeus is.

Anonymous said...

Just pulled it up on google earth. There are two lone large public buildings on Main St. One is clearly a Jr. High and the other the invisible court house. Who knew Barbour and David Blaine were in kahoots to defraud the tea billies? Breaking News! I hope the judge orders the fool who filled that report out to undergo a mental health screening.

Anonymous said...

I will be the first to say that I am sorry to Chris McDaniels for saying he is the most stupid in this fiasco. Clearly we have found someone more stupid. I am not sure who it is however. Is it the person who wrote the report or the lawyer who included it with the court documents.

Kingfish said...

The judge said she wasn't accepting reports that were not authenticated as what was submitted contained too much hearsay.

Serious question for the lawyers. Should these reports have been submitted as affidavits.

Anonymous said...

At least neither of those two terminally stupid women are from MS. Appreciate the small blessings.

Ironic that they are both involved with the 912 Project, which preaches unity of the parties.

Anonymous said...

How else could they be submitted officially to the court?

Anonymous said...

Since anyone making a false claim in a sworn affidavit is subject to perjury charges, and the lawyers should make sure that is clearly understood, I wonder how many of these " reports" would have evaporated?

This one , however, should never have been included. Suggesting that not being unable to find the courthouse due to bad directions is somehow fraud would be laughable if not proffered to the court.

How did the lawyers or even a paralegal or legal secretary let this get in the documents?

Amazing, just amazing...

Perhaps, Mr. McDaniel lost because so many of his supporters couldn't find where to register to vote or their precincts!

Anonymous said...

Seems to be some sort of 'drag net' litigation that includes every little nuance in the hopes that SOMETHING, something will be of importance.

Maybe that's regular protocol, I dunno.
I'm not a lawyer..lol

Anonymous said...

Captain Barbour: "Austin! Henry! Federation TTV-McD SUV approaching 1400 block in Fayette to investigate the base of the Liberal Democrat Alliance. Institute cloaking device!"

Austin: "Aye Captain!"
Henry: "Aye Aye Captain!"

15 minutes later:

Austin: "Oh Captain! My Captain! We detect the Fayetteians attempting to invoke Shields!"

Captain Barbour: "At ease lads! Whilst the cloaking device was in place the Federation TTV-McD SUV circled 1400 block 8 times without detecting the Court House base of the Liberal Democrat conspiracy and without reaching out to any Liberal Democrats Fayetteians for directions. We have already picked up their transmission that the TTV-McD SUV is returning to base in Texas!"

Austin and Henry together: "Out witted the Federation again by the cleverness of dear Uncle!"

Captain: "But there is one more thing. Arrange that the Federation's 'Incident Report' be placed among their 'evidence' in Federation Court to humiliate them!"

Austin: "Already on it Uncle dearest!"

Henry: "Aye Captain!"

Anonymous said...

"Siri, take me to the Jefferson County Courthouse" yep, is that easy.

Anonymous said...

To find the courthouse in any small Mississippi town, drive into the middle of town and look for the building with the statute of a Confederate soldier in front. Voila!
These folks are nuts.

Anonymous said...

I believe that the Fen Phen fallout required that courthouse to be relocated deep in an underground cavern with a well camouflaged entrance. Must have been nigh impossible for these Patriots to get directions from those "liberal Democrats" with their doors locked and the windows rolled up tight. I am sure a few personal injury lawyers like MCDaniel and Tyner could have set them straight. It is a crying shame that these clerks have not surrendered all personal information to these seasoned document examiners and litigators.

Anonymous said...

"Perhaps, Mr. McDaniel lost because so many of his supporters couldn't find where to register to vote or their precincts!"

I guess with electronic ballots they couldn't accidentally vote for Pat Buchanan with their hanging chads.

Anonymous said...

BREAKING NEWS: Despite having to dodge missle attacks from Hamas, while receiving death threats from communist sympathizers, liberal Democrats, and illegal aliens working in the Cochran Camp, a young, courageous, patriotic,"award-winning" journalist named Chuckie "C" (Cheeze) discovered the missing Courthouse just this morning.

While sleuthing his way across the country to fight for truth & justice, support good Mericun Tea Party candidates, and to raise funds for a soon-to-be NYT best-seller, Chuckie C reportedly spoke to a local informant named Stevie, whom Chuckie C verified is a "black rocket scientist".

Chuckie's investigation confirmed that Stevie was working the redlight on the 1400 block on Main Street with his squeegee and a spray bottle filled with a clear, unidentified liquid substance he claimed to be a "magic cleaner".

After paying Stevie an undisclosed sum of cash to submit to a videotaped interview *on the record*, Stevie agreed to show Chuckie C the patented magic formula for the cleaner on his iPhone. Stevie also divulged that he had witnessed David Copperfield do a Whoody-Doo! whereby the courthouse instantly became invisible behind a picket fence on a grassy knoll where Jesse Jackson (wearing the big 'fro) was once photographed with Charles Evers while a local police officer nicknamed "Badgeman" provided security.

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Anonymous said...

Yep- THESE are the fools that wanted your personal info. Don't even get on here John Pittman Hey and start squalling about why it was important. I don't care, I don't want these fools anywhere near my info.

John Pittman Hey said...

Actually, the Jefferson County Courthouse does not have a statute of a Confederate soldier out front.

John Pittman Hey said...

The incident reports are not being used to prove fraud.

Rather, they are being used to demonstrate that the plaintiffs were denied records by state officials which they contend they are entitled to under NVRA.

That being said, submitting the Jefferson County Courthouse incident was foolish, UNLESS the Court ordered TTV to submit all the incident reports.

Anonymous said...

12:12

A rational, sane response.

If you are a McDaniel supporter...perhaps you should take charge.

Anonymous said...

I see how confusing that was to find the Jefferson County courthouse with the Confederate Statue. Because it isn't actually in front of the courthouse. It might be in the courthouse square though.

Google is your friend.

Click here to view Confederate Monument i Fayette MS.

Isn't that a statue of a Confederate Soldier in the courthouse square? Just stand facing the statue, turn around (you can even do this on the internet!) and there is the courthouse.

Anonymous said...

No, the statue of the Confederate soldier is across the street from the courthouse, which is located right where Business 28 T's into Business 61. At least that's where it was the last time I was down there.

Anonymous said...

JPH--- It's a mighty big relief to know that you have the catalog of all the state's Confederate statues with locations of each in case one comes up missing. Inventory control will turn the tide for the Confederacy!

Geez, talk about majoring in the minors.

Anonymous said...

John Pittman Hey

Without control numbers with beginning and ending sequences, there's NO doubt that Judge Atlas shouldn't just go ahead take TTV's word for being the absolute troothiness...

Unless Gregg Phillips and Chris Mack Daniel both signed sworn & notarized affidavits declaring: "That's ALL of 'em, Yer Honor. I swear I didn't jus'thow any of em away cuz they wuz stoopid or nuthin."

You seem to have more confidence in that rag-tag bunch of losers than most.

Anonymous said...

"Siri, take me to the Jefferson County Courthouse" yep, is that easy.
July 30, 2014 at 10:56 AM

Siri: "What the---you Misogynistic ass! Next you'll be telling me to make you a sammich."

Anonymous said...

Tornado Ate Docs For Finance Report? That's awesome, Ms. Sojourner. Have fun in your magical adventure in Oz trying to locate your documents. Before you click your heels together to come home, please locate the following items: some courage for Mr. Watson so he can say no to McDaniel; some brains for Mr. Tyner so he will stop signing everything McDaniel puts in front of him; and heart for McDaniel so he can stop being an empty suit. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

View the Confederate statue in Fayette Ms op google streetview.

Click here to view Confederate Monument in Fayette MS located across Main Street from the Courthouse.

Anonymous said...

JPH: please see July 30, 2014 at 3:06 PM. Then file an incident report.

Anonymous said...

"Actually, the Jefferson County Courthouse does not have a statute of a Confederate soldier out front."

I guess that depends on what the meaning of out front is.

Ima file my own incident report!

Anonymous said...

When the kook is so strong the Onion probably won't touch it...

Charles C. Johnson Openly Wonders If He'll Be Assassinated Over Cochran Coverage

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/charles-johnson-assassination-conspiracy

What about the lgm and mib?

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh, the Confederate statue comments are ON POINT. That's awesome. Further illustrates, if you needed it, what we're dealing with.

It's sad, but maybe I never want this to end? I guess I need it to, it's terribly distracting.

What if you had to actually deal with these people directly in a professional manner? I don't think I could with a straight face.

Anonymous said...

Side note, I had a female judge that same courthouse(circus court) tell me it wasn't the judges or the courts job to interpret the law. True story.

Anonymous said...

There are citizens of our state who STILL believe everything that man says and even sent him money. Pray for these simpletons.

Anonymous said...

@2:40AM The same type people that keep the Nigerian internet scammers in business. If I was in that business I would know right where to go for a new call list to bump my grifting up a coupla notches.

Anonymous said...

John Pittman Hey , you are making this more laughable!

If you can't find a courthouse, it's not because you are " denied access", it's because you are dumber than a post!

And, what makes it even worse is that there were two of them and between the two neither could figure it out!

Additionally, we are supposed to believe they are competent and capable of being " trained" and trusted to examine the polls!

OMG John Pittman Hey , you are looking as lost as they apparently were!

Anonymous said...

JPH still flogging that "missing" courthouse at NMC tonight.

Anonymous said...

The clerks at that Shell station in Fayette know where most everything in town is.



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