Sunday, April 6, 2014

And.... Bennie comes out for Junior

Bennie Thompson cut this ad for Melvin Priester, Jr:


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

The following is the text from a flyer left in the foyer of Golden Corral and it says it was "printed on 100% hemp paper" and "brought to you by the Hemp Lady.... it is one page printed on both sides

WILL YOU BE FOOLED?

WE WERE WARNED ABOUT THE YARBER-SIMON DEAL…. AND IT HAPPENED

Do the math:
Jackson registered voters: 112,000
Registered Black voters 85%
Registered White and others 15%
Can Margaret Barrett-Simon be Mayor???? Did you do the math?
WHAT DEAL DID MARGARET MAKE? WAS SHE PROMISED PRESIDENT OF THE COUNCIL? WILL YOU BE FOOLED?

WE WERE WARNED ABOUT THE NORTH JACKSON MONEY TRYING TO BUY THE ELECTION…….. AND IT IS HAPPENING Track the money: Where is Socrates Garrett? Is he the conduit for the North Jackson money? Where is Margaret’s old friend Leland? Did Socrates really pay WAPT 16 moderator $1500 CASH for the list of questions? WILL YOU BE FOOLED?

LOOK AT HISTORY!!!!!
THEY BROUGHT US FRANK MELTON… WHAT HAPPENED?
THEY BROUGHT US MARSHAND CRISLER… WHAT HAPPENED?
THEY BROUGHT US JONATHAN LEE… WHAT HAPPENED?

NOW THEY HAVE BROUGHT US TONY YARBER…. DON’T BE FOOLED BY THIS SAME OLD GANG OF NORTH JACKSON AND RANKIN COUNTY REPUBLICANS TRYING TO BUY THEMSELVES A MAYOR. WILL YOU BE FOOLED?

THEY NEVER LOOK BEHIND THE CLOSET DOOR BEFORE TROTTING OUT THEIR CANDIDATE…. DID THEY GO TO THE HOOD TO FIND THE REAL TONY YARBER? DID THEY GO TO “YOUTUBE” AND SEE THE “REVEREND” TONY YARBER PROMOTE PROMISCUITY AND DEGRADE WOMEN? WHY DID TONY MAKE “YOUTUBE” DELETE THE VIDEOS? ARE THE “SO-CALLED” MINISTERS ENDORSING “PROMISCUITY” AND “ADULTEROUS AND VIOLENT CONDUCT”? IS “S-E-X”, BY JAMIE FOXX, REALLY TONY’S FAVORITE SONG LIKE HE SAID ON “YOUTUBE”? IF ELECTED, WILL IT BECOME THE “CITY ANTHEM” OF JACKSON?
WILL YOU BE FOOLED?




WILL YOU BE FOOLED?

LET’S MAKE A DEAL…. WHERE IS MONTE HALL WHEN WE NEED HIM? LOOK AT ALL THE CANDIDATES WHO HAVE MADE THE DEALS TO GET ELECTED…..

“NEVER GOT IT RIGHT”, “SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE TRANSPARENT”, “WISH MY “FOUNDATION” WASN’T CRUMBLING IN FRONT OF ME”, HARVEY, HAS PROMISED HIS MERRY BAND OF THIE… OOPS, SUPPORTERS HE WILL BRING THEM BACK TO FEAST ON THE CITY TROUGHS IF ELECTED… WILL YOU BE FOOLED?

“LITTLE MELVIN” ONLY HAD TO PROMISE UNCLE BENNIE HIS SOUL AND PROMISE TO BE HIS “PUPPET ON A STRING”…. (Is it odd to you that the LGBT Community is split on this race, or is it just me? I thought Jr. would pull them all into one swelling force.) WILL YOU BE FOOLED?

“CHICS BE LIKE…” “WOMEN ARE TO BE ABUSED AND USED” TONY HAS PROMISED TYRONE HE CAN “POLICE” IT ALL AND TOLD MARGARET “YOU ARE MY GIRL” AND SHE BIT “HOOK, LINE AND YARBER”…. WILL YOU BE FOOLED?

THAT LEAVES US WITH…
AND ANY ONE OF THESE WOULD BE BETTER THAN THOSE WHO HAVE CHOSEN TO SELL US OUT….

WILL YOU BE FOOLED?

Kingfish said...

Email it to me.

Anonymous said...

looks like bill dilday is at it again there should be a criminal charge for slander or something.

Anonymous said...

Took me a minute to get home to scan it. What email would you like it sent to?

Anonymous said...

No doubt invoking the name of 92 year-old Monty Hall carries significant persuasive leverage with the black voters of Jackson.

Kingfish said...

kingfish1935@gmail.com

Dildo Busted said...

Question for original anonymous poster...If you had not already scanned it, how the hell did you manage to post it? Please tell me you didn't type all that word for word? Now KF won't have an original document. Will he dare to run it anyway? Couldn't he go pick up his own original? How will he know the email isn't a fabrication without a true original in color, back and front? Is this good journalism?

Free The Land......

Anonymous said...

Is this good journalism? ...

Go away piss ant.

Go ahead and vote for the neophyte.

But please come back with something stronger than the fact that he once was one of Chuckster's many 601 zygotes.

Anonymous said...

Screw you 6:42. Is that you Kingfish? If something is published here that is emailed from an anonymous source, what's there to very its authenticity. Just like the entire thing typed out, above. I got no dog in this race. Just an observer. Neophyte? They're all neophytes.

Kingfish said...

Not me. I'm still waiting on the email. I just want to post the actual flyer. So much falsity in it.

Just Thinkin' said...

Why not go to the restaurant and pick one up yourself? That way you can ask the management who put them there and who approved their placement.

Anonymous said...

yo 2:39PM you seem to be the only fool in the room !! The past and present black officials have run this city into the ditch and now you think a band of "detroit tards" can do any better? What a fool you are!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think Jackson deserves this idiot for mayor...at least she will be an ongoing sorce of amusement.

http://m.wapt.com/politics/Commitment-2014-Gwendolyn-Chapman/25263604

Anonymous said...

bennie thompson is crooked bogus and always has been - Lamumba Sr. go his endorsement but i don't think that is why he won - Preister is young and needs experience but he has done well in every endeavor he has been involved in - a very intelligent young man- not sure bennie boy helped him - i hope melvin stays in the jackson mix on council because he has a great future and is a difference maker

Anonymous said...

not sure bennie boy helped him

He hurt him......be interesting to watch him grease himself back into the race.....press announcement coming shortly no doubt.



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