Saturday, September 21, 2013

More arrests in robbery of BK manager

Update: Quanduis Laquatate Griffin turned himself in to Madison PD. He is being held without bond.

The Madison Police Department issued an update on the robbery of the Burger King manager:

On September 20, 2013, officers of the Madison Police Department along with deputies from the Madison County Sheriff’s Office and members of the U.S. Marshall’s Fugitive Task Force arrested 25 year old Mychael Anthony Griffin of 3917 Parkway Drive Jackson, MS and 19 year old Lakebra Fekeshia Tall of 5115 Old Canton Road Jackson (KF note: Parham Pointe Apt.s) MS in connection with the armed robbery of the Burger King shift manager in the parking lot of the Regions Bank in Madison which occurred on September 19, 2013. Griffin is currently being held at the Madison County Detention Center with no bond. The Madison Police Department has issued an arrest warrant for 21 year old Quanduis Laquatate Griffin 1339 McDonal St. Canton, MS on one count of Conspiracy to commit a crime, Felony 97-1-1. Anyone with information that will lead to the arrest of Quanduis Laquatate Griffin is asked to call MS Crime Stoppers at 601-355-8477 and/ or the Madison Police Department at 601-856-6111.

Quanduis Griffin. Picture from a previous arrest.
Mychael Griffin
Gabriel D. Robertson
Lakebra Fekeshia Tall

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jackson residents work in Madison and this is the result- an inside job "robbery". Madison residents work in Jackson and Jacksonians whine that that's the problem. Really?!

Anonymous said...

The Griffin boys are wearing a work shirt with a logo on it. Can you tell what it is?

Anonymous said...

Note to self:

Never hire anyone named Fakeshia or Lakebra or Quandius; add those names to the list.

Who was the BK manager? I thought the "victim" said there was one male robber, appearing about 16 years old, who fled on foot. Has that story held up?

Anonymous said...

Quanduis Laquatate ? You have to be kidding.

Anonymous said...

"Quanduis Laquatate ? You have to be kidding."

"Chokwe Lumumba" ain't no joke either - so get used to it!

Anonymous said...

2:07

wrong, chokwe is a joke.

Lloyd said...

Hey 1:14 PM-- I don't think it's the Golden Arches. Such nice clean cut young people. I'll bet they are articulate too.

Anonymous said...

I hope Sam's Club has the good sense to not hire all of its current workforce for the new Madison Store.

Anonymous said...

Your honor, I'd like to point out that my mother named me "Quanduis Laquatate."

Just let that sink in, your honor. "Kwan-doo-iss Lack-wa-tate." Now, I ask you, with a name like that, what the hell do you seriously expect me to do other than commit crimes? From the day I was born, my options were pretty much "wide receiver" and "criminal." And I really can't run all that fast, your honor. If I could, I wouldn't be here.

Rebekah said...

8:28- Winner!! I do believe this is one of the funniest posts I have read in awhile.

Anonymous said...

8:28 Love it!

Liz T. said...

Those are Burger King polos.

Anonymous said...

The polos are Burger King polos.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but anybody can buy a burger king polo on e-bay. Which I'm sure these dudes did . . .

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Burger-King-BK-Fast-Food-Employee-Work-Shirt-Uniform-Unisex-Crew-Polo-Medium-/161100983970?pt=US_Other_Uniforms&hash=item25825deea2

Anonymous said...

@ Liz.....RIGHT!

@ 8:28....Hillarious. Ding Ding Ding ~ Winner!

So many of 'those people' get the preacher to name they baby. I'll get me one of those reference Bibles and do some research. I know lacwatate is a derivative of lactate but am stumped otherwise.

Anonymous said...

Quanduis Laquatate "For pain associated with severe stupidity take one pill every 4 hours."

Anonymous said...

I thought laquatate was for personality disorders? Who knew? Its a damn miracle drug!!!!!

Anonymous said...

7:53 are a idiot

Anonymous said...

I still say someone being robbed at a bank west of interstate 55 who then drives back across the interstate through thick traffic and to his place of work to pick up the damned telephone and report the robbry....somethin' ain't quite right about this here thang. You ain't gotta be no brain professor to know that is bull shit. One of the pubescent boys will rat the manager out and that will be that. Bulldoze this fu**ing place.

Anonymous said...

7:20 Thanks. I missed that puzzling detail. That makes the story even less believable than it already was.

Anonymous said...

Given the bizarre redneck names that could be thrown around from Bubba to Delay and Jonlyn to Murlene and the additions of a Jo or Lyn to nearly every name, I don't think we should be casting stones!

Anonymous said...

Don't try to create false equivalency here, 7:33. Yes, rednecks occasionally come up with dumb names, but they rarely go beyond putting "Jo" at the beginning of a standard name. Rednecks do not even approach either the bizarre creativity or the frequency of strange names you see in poor black communities.

In other words, "Lurlene" is more like "Lakesha" than it is like "Quanduis Lackwatate".

Anonymous said...

Use to think some of the names I heard were absolutely bizarre. Until I started reading the bible and reading some of the names. Chedorlaomer, Melchizedek, or Onesiphorus. That stopped me from thinking ill of folks with names that were hard for me to pronounce.

Anonymous said...

I guess my response to 10:03 was deemed unacceptable. Ouch.

Let me try it this way: there's a big difference between (1) traditional names from another culture that sound odd to us; and (2) picking out random syllables. Neither is objectively right or wrong, but the latter imposes lifelong costs on the child. Fair or unfair, it conveys a lack of education and other pathologies.

In other words, no one SHOULD be denied a job because they're named "Laquatate". But the reality is that they WILL be denied a job for that reason, and criticism of the parent for failing to consider that is therefore legitimate.

Anonymous said...

They always have that same "I was trying to keep it real" look in their eye.

The take on this robbery could not have monied up to much split 4 or 5 ways. A portion of our society has no sense and can't even figure out risk vs. reward when committing a crime. This isn't Oceans 11, its Burger King, you don't need 5 people involved. Get it together criminals!

Anonymous said...

Two store employees (shown wearing BK logo shirts) told the other boy when the shift manager would leave the store with the deposit. Both appeared in Dale Danks' courtroom at Madison Municipal Court today. Madison PD currently has no evidence that the BK shift manager was involved in the crime. This from WLBT at 6:00 tonite.

Speaking of Whoppers said...

BK might want to rethink it's 'management potential' model. Again, a man robbed at gunpoint outside a bank who drives two miles to pick up a phone to report the robbery might occasionally make poor business decisions for the company.

In fact, I wonder if the kitchen were on fire if he would continue making change at the drive-thru window.

Anonymous said...

Stopped at this BK today just to see if the 'regular manager' was still on duty. Noticed a dude in the parking lot hosing away the cigarette butts. He came inside and went behind the counter and started bagging orders. Nas-TEE.



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