Thursday, May 23, 2013

More on the Lumumba transition

JJ was able to infiltrate the Lumumba headquarters to shoot this exclusive video:


19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey....hey....wait a minute. I changed my mind. Can we redo this and get Harvey Johnson back? Please.

Benny053 said...

It's an acquired taste...

Anonymous said...

man, i've been waiting for this clip to be posted somewhere!

Anonymous said...

Frank Melton has been reincarnated as Chokwe Lumumba!

Anonymous said...

I'm so happy Frank is back. Maybe he'll pull over school buses so he can hug the lil chilren.....

Anonymous said...

Regrettably, Mayor Melton never got the memo from Leland Speed that mayors were really developers. As I recall, Frank was more into the demolition side of the business.

But wait, maybe Mayor Elect (sort-of) Lumumba will start out on the right foot if Ted Duckworth would invite Lumumba to go with him to the International Council of Shopping Centers’ global convention in Las Vegas – you know, so Ted can showcase the new face of Jackson to all the potential prospects for his “cultural centerpiece” at The District of Eastover.

Because if Lumumba doesn’t get the memo, you’d better get ready for the wrecking ball.

Unknown said...

It's not over yet.If all the voters that supported Lee (17400) vote for the same independent candidate and have the Republican vote then Chokwe won't be mayor.

Anonymous said...

Too late. The dashikis have been ordered.

Whitwell is protesting the fact that his is mostly green. He preferred yellow.

Anonymous said...

8:01
Oh, snap!

Anonymous said...

This BLOG should be called "HANKI HEADS SPEAK!!! You insult the intelligence of your community, ancestors and demonstrate just how backward some Black people remain in the south. It is truely pathetic and shows how little knowledge you have of your own condition. Such a willingness to denigrate this man who for decades fought for your right to even exist and yes, right to stay on the plantation! Im not from Mississippi even though I've lived here for the past 6 years. There are some awesome Mississipans, both Black and White but then there are "YOU". You give credibility to those outside Mississippi who look and see the remnants of plantation mentality like those from the commentors on this site. You STILL need white VALIDATION TO GIVE YOU ANY SUBSTANCE AS A BLACK MAN OR WOMAN. If you did, even if you didn't agree with Mr. Lumumba, you would NEVER allow yourself or anyone else to denigrate a man who spent most of his life fighting for your right to even EXIST. Since you don't know your own HISTORY, READ - Try
Worse Than Slavery, It will hep you understand where your inferiority complex comes from and apparently how deeply impeded it is. Maybe then you won't sound so ignorant and self denigrating.

Anonymous said...

Wow, 10:04 – that was the most eloquent, cogent and sophisticated comment I’ve heard from a “HANKI HEAD” in quite some time!

And because it was so moving… I’m glad I did!

"Keep hope a LIE - vote Democrat!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 10:49 - YOU SO PROVED MY POINT!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure what a Hanki Head...whoops, sorry...HANKI HEAD is, but it sounds sort of cute.

Anonymous said...

So, Lumumbooloo's daughter weighs in at 10:04. That was straight from his black book of podium rants.

Anonymous said...

And you are the poster boy of IDIOTS and symbolic of how the WORLD views whites in this state. My GOZd, you guys are ignorant

Anonymous said...

If I was MR Lumumba's daughter, I would be intellectually YOUR superior.

Lumumba supporter said...

As a Lumumba supporter, I would just like to thank you all for the the utterly juvenile quality of this video and all of the anti Lumumba posts underneath it. Since this is the level of maturity with which you engage municipal elections, it is not surprising that you picked Lee as your champion in the primary. I am telling folks to look at your sight for a glimpse of the true mentality of the people my candidate is running against.

Again, thank you.

Kingfish said...

The whole point was to be juvenile. read the header. Its says jackassery Mr. Knowitall.

Anonymous said...

http://kasamaproject.org/revolutionary-strategy/4096-28the-jackson-plan-struggle-for-self-determination-participatory-democracy-economic-justice

Sounds like the campaign talking points.



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