Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Who do you trust?

Check out JJ's first meme. Created it myself a few minutes ago. Guaranteed to send Anderson into a tizzy.



27 comments:

Anderson said...

Unfortunately for the GOP, it nominated Mitt Romney instead of the president of Libya.

Anonymous said...

Unfortunately for the Dems/Obama, we have Mitt and Paul Ryan, and
-we're not apologizing for being American
-we actually know about our freedoms and our constitution, and little O's 'redesign' of OUR flag didn't go over so well (I guess nobody told little O that Americans have died for our country and her flag)
-we have lost jobs, economy in the tank, latest report shows since O been in office, even average wage has decreased
-we are tired of the lying community organizer and his thugs, and we're pissed off more.than.you.can.possibly.imagine and he's been fired.

Good job, KF. Did you see that D Sawyer interview? This whole--I'm trying to look like a wittle girl crap---while she's continually asking---what do you mean, cuz Daddy Obama didn't lie to us, you just haven't received your instructions on what you're suppose to say, and if I look at you oddly and squint my eyes JUST a little.bit.more and keep asking you the same thing over and over and over, won't you just shut up?

Absolutely, 100% unbelievable.

Anderson said...

Oh, regarding the flag meme, better be sitting down when you click on this link.

Why did Ronald Reagan hate America?

Anonymous said...

Of course if we were jerks like you Anderson we'd cast aspersions on the reliability of your source.

Anderson said...

You think it's photoshopped? Prove it. I certainly don't want to distribute a fake pic as if it's the real thing.

Or better yet, go to LGF and try your skills out on Charles.

... Really, people. Do you not have enough legit gripes vs. Obama that you can't let go ANYTHING that FoxNews tells you?

Anonymous said...

Odd that Anderson is so eager to re-engage on the flag matter when over at his blog, Thus Blogged Asshole, he referred to JJ participants as 'morons' and 'pond dwellers'.

Curt Crowley said...

I dont know about the other examples in the link Anderson cited, but the Reagan-Bush 84 logo was, in fact, used by the Reagan-Bush camp. Personally, I thought it was a pretty good logo by 1980s standards.

Anderson said...

Some of y'all *are* pond-dwellers. Less offensive than "asshole" I think.

Anonymous said...

Obviously Anderson is another one of those Gender-Confused Fem-O-Crats who would feel so much better if he would just keep his lipstick and skirt on.

Kingfish said...

Flag didn't bother me. Been used in campaigns over and over in some variation.

Anderson said...

OT, saw Billingsley on WLBT just now at the Madison supes. Go Bill!

Anonymous said...

i love it when old guys misuse the term "meme." read reddit, please.

Shadowfax said...

There are protocol guidelines regarding the American flag and we can ignore those or try to follow them. Just as I refuse to stand up for The Battle Hymn, I also don't like clothes of any type that appear to be made from The Flag. There are some beautiful little fishes in some ponds.

Anonymous said...

Of course, I don't like seeing the flag flown at night without proper lighting. That's disrespectful. But, changing the flag design somewhat for commercial or political purposes IS officially approved 5:08 am. READ official flag code , why doncha?

Pray tell, people, what difference does it make if it was a long planned terrorist attack or an attack planned in a couple of hours by a mob of terrorist sympathizers/wannabees?

What difference does it make if the film ticked them off or someone used the film to incite them or used some other grievance to encourage murder of non-combatants?

I'm glad all of you are blessed with 20/20 hindsight and/or are psychic so you know exactly who knew what when so you can make all the pronouncements before the facts are all in.

KF, did you miss all the other interviews of those who question our President and State Dept's actions? I don't think " grilling" our President , whomever he might be. is useful or appropriate ( there has to be some respect for the office). But, using the system ( both media and Congress) to get the facts works pretty well eventually.

Trying to make political hay out of American deaths at the hands of anyone is pretty risky business and looks pretty desperate.

Anonymous said...

"Pond dwellers".....had to look that one up.

Kingfish said...

Political hay?

They lied to us. Period. They were running around for days saying it was a film when their own people were saying otherwise. And they shouldn't be held accountable? Give me a break.

Shadowfax said...

6:50 sez, " But, using the system (both media and Congress) to get the facts works pretty well eventually."

Can you give examples? We have been constantly shown for four years how 'using the system' does NOT get the facts out.

Andrew said...

How rich.

Anonymous Anderson bitches here about off-topic commentary but then points his big schnozz up in the air and drops September 26, 2012 10:09 PM as if using 'OT' makes his scat acceptable.

Anderson said...

When did I bitch about OT commentary here?

Anonymous said...

"Trying to make political hay out of American deaths" Oh pardon me for just a second. Let's see, Barry was jetting around campaigning, just like he's been doing for 4 years, and when he finally did bother to say something, he LIED again, and his number one priority was to jump at the opportunity to defend muslim and islamist extremest.

Burke said...

Cheers to Lindsay Graham for articulating the obvious: the GOP has no chance if it's only the party of "angry white men." I'm just saying. See David Brooks' recent essay in the NYT called "The Conservative Mind." He even invokes Burke. The real one.

Anonymous said...

YAWN. I'm just sayin'. YAWN

Anonymous said...

You cite Lindsey Graham?! That is absolutely hilarious. Mr. G, who stands with Harry Reid, who worked with Barry to help close down gitmo, who supported Barry’s pick for SCOTUS, Sonia Sotomayor, and who blasted someone who was calling for an investigation into the Muslim Brotherhood?

And then there’s this…
April 2011: 22 people murdered including 7 UN workers, Graham stated, “I wish we could find some way to hold people accountable. Free speech is a great idea, but we’re in a war.” Wait, what? Holding people accountable didn’t apply to the killers, it applied to someone who burned a book in America?

17 months later, September 2012: 4 Americans murdered and Barry condemns free speech in America, spends $70k on a commercial to say he’s sorry that others in the free world didn’t bow down to the dictates of Islam.

NYT?! Man, I think I just wee wee'd on myself laughing at these two totally unbiased cites you tossed out.

Burke said...

So, you're in the GOP?

Anonymous said...

Dude, I'm an American, not a party, and we’re pissed.

The current administration is horrendous. Lie after lie, screwing over us/our country and the next generation every step of the way. How delighted do you think we, from a military aspect, are with Barry and his entourage? How delighted do you think we are, from a Christian aspect that crosses over all races, that a group of people shouted at the top of their lungs to remove God? How tickled do you think we, of Israeli dissent, have been tossed aside? What do you think our reaction is, those of us who lost loved ones in 9-11, that Barry can’t seem to grasp terrorism? How proud we are, for those who fought hard battles for free speech, that Barry’s first initiative is to condemn that very right because Islamists told him to. How enthralled are we that for four years some in the press have tried to shove absolute crap down our throats? Of course, its unfortunate for those press people that Americans have the internet and can get to thousands of news outlets.

As of 9/26/12, the debt is $16,017,841,062,517.08 (that’s trillion, with a “T”). Every person in the United States currently owes $52,721 for their share of this U.S. public debt.

Run along, Barry, and guest star on Honey Boo Boo after your beer summit, tv appearance, golf game, and playdate with Hollywood millionaires who have absolutely no concept what its like here in the real world. We’ve got a country to bring back.

And no, Barry, you didn’t build this blog post either.

Anonymous said...

Easily the worst President since Herbert Hoover. Easily.

Anonymous said...

This is the quote of the month:

"So let me get this straight. This is a long sentence.

We are going to be gifted with a health care plan that we are forced to purchase, and fined if we don't, which reportedly covers 10 million more people without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, written by a committee whose chairman doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that didn't read it, but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a president who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, for which we will be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese and financed by a country that is broke.

So what the blank could possibly go wrong?"



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