Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Jail!


26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but who is that?

Anonymous said...

I think it's Shackelford

Anonymous said...

It's a small victory for the people financially harmed throughout his life.

Anonymous said...

That's awesome. How much time did Linus Shackelford get? He deserves life for scamming so many people.

Anonymous said...

Hope he stays longer than Mike Brown and that they are both in jail.

Anonymous said...

KF, Do you have any details?

Anonymous said...

What's next for Mike Brown?

Anonymous said...

Mike Brown showed up with his book satchel in hand.

Anonymous said...

Where is the great defender of the misguided Deacons, Mr. Jeff Rimes, Esq.? After masquerading as a defense attorney long enough to plead the child molesting choir director in Clinton guilty in front of the world, he made an earlier appearance in this case on behalf of Mr. Shackleford, but wasn't there today. Surely it wouldn't be over fees--WWJD?

Anonymous said...

Why was mike brown there today was it to make a plea deal

Jeff Rimes said...

In response to 4:13, I did not plead anybody guilty and I was there today.

Anonymous said...

Now his family gets shafted by bonding him. They will never be repaid.

Anonymous said...

If their assets are frozen, how are they making bail? WLBT has today's event with Shackleford, and they said he was a land developer, excuse me is that what he is called? But I guess that is the same as Brown being called an attorney.mThis all just a big joke. They will never pay the court any of this money and they will just go on to a new scam, they may have to leave the state. I believe the judge should just make them stay in jail till their appeals are heard then they can straighten out the Hinds County Jails while they are there!

Anonymous said...

Brown, Shackleford, Rimes, they are all a bunch of lowlife, crooked, so-called lawyers...like the ole saying goes...what goes around comes around...maybe they'll all burn in ***#^*..

Anonymous said...

I'm no fan of lawyers, but I know they have to represent people they might not like, just like a doctor has to treat a drunk driver that's been in a wreck and killed someone. They do their duty, whether they like it or not.

(and they're not all useless - I know one that's created a pretty popular blog)

Anonymous said...

I don't know one good they all lie and don't finish there jjob and promise u everything to do nothing

Anonymous said...

Mr. Rimes, did you not represent Mr. John Langworthy, prior to his Jim Bakker style confession in front of his congregation at Morrison Heights Church, which subsequently lead to his indictment on pedophile charges? Criminal defense work is no place for on the job training, regardless if the perps are Baptists or not! Buckley was probably licking his chops for a promotion after watching as equally incriminating a performance as the Hinds County ADAs were treated too with Langworthy, yesterday!!

Anonymous said...

10:02 pm Are you sure about the "attorney" blog? nchavo e

Anonymous said...

Am i the only one curious as to how a civil rights activist
(Aaron Henry) could put together a $6 million estate ???

Anonymous said...

"I don't know one good they all lie and don't finish there jjob and promise u everything to do nothing"

Mad-at-lawyer guy, just out of curiosity, how much (if anything) did you pay the lawyer that treated you so poorly?

In light of your gross generalizations (and poor grammar), I am guessing your former lawyer feels the same about you as you do him/her. You seem to fit the mold of the typical "problem client."

Anonymous said...

Henry owned a television station (wlbt?), speculated here through award of a minority contract from the FCC.

Yeah mad at lawyer guy must have smacked his old lady around and got "put out" is my guess.

Anonymous said...

@6:01, I wondered why they referred to Shackelford as a land developer also. I figure he's trying to disconnect himself from his cemetery. It's a little too late for that! I would think that cemetery, which has been the cover for the scams, cannot recoupe the damage that Shackelford, Brown and Father McClinton have caused. I'd hate to have a loved one buried out there.

Anonymous said...

Just what did Linus Shackelford ever develop?? He's not a land developer! Where in the world did that come from?

Anonymous said...

Who will they appeal to????appeal what they got the money. Will they be turned over to criminal courts when will mike brown go back to court????

Anonymous said...

Someone said Tommy Mayfield and someone else from the DA's office was at the hearing. My guess is that they'll take it to a grand jury at some time and they'll be indicted and have to stand trial in Hinds Co. Circuit Court. Hope Judge Green gets the case. She doesn't like white folk.

Anonymous said...

At the moment that the first handcuff went on Mr. Shackelford, I wonder if, even for a split second, did he think to himself that he had done wrong and he was sorry?!? His typical game is to blame everyone for everything and he must have the worst luck in the world because he is always the victim. According to him, he has never ever done anything wrong in his entire life! I certainly hope this man has the capacity to be humbled while he's sitting at the bottom of the barrel. He has truly hurt so many!!! The sting to his pride and arrogance and his feelings of self pity from going to jail doesn't even begin to compare to the harm he has caused to his victims. He changes people's lives and NOT in a good and pleasant way. He better get right with God or else his eternity will be EXTREMELY hot!



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