Monday, November 7, 2011

Robert Graham: Dennery is a burger flipper.

Won't say a word. Just check out his latest mail piece.

Dear Hinds County Friends,

In April 2008, when the tornado came through Northeast Jackson, what was your Supervisor doing?

* He was at the intersection of Old Canton and Canton Mart passing out water to citizens of his district.
* He was near Woodlea subdivision passing out tarps to those who lost their roofs.
* He was near Ridgewood and Old Canton volunteering for the Red Cross.

Where was his opponent?

* He was flipping burgers and pouring wine at his restaurant.

We don't need a cook. We need a supervisor willing to work.

We need Robert Graham.

BTW, he was not at the Board of Supervisors meeting this morning.

Then there is this latest robocall from Robert Graham about John Dennery. The call says about Robert Graham:
"Hello, I'm Dustin calling about Hinds County Supervisor. Protecting Hinds County Citizens is what Robert Graham does best. When Robert Graham serves the people of Hinds County, he stands by us, helping those in need. "He doesn't just serve us another glass of wine and ask about dessert." When you vote for Hinds County Supervisor, think of those who has served the people or served his patrons. Be sure to vote for Robert Graham tomorrow."

Precious must have written this script.

Ooooooook.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Subliminal messaging.

Anonymous said...

As Aunt Esther used to say on Sanford and Son, he looks like a fish-eyed fool. Actually, the fools are those who will vote for him.

Lumbergh said...

Best to keep your mouth shut and let people think you are a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt? Maybe Graham is smarter than we thought.

Anonymous said...

Y'all got it wrong. It is a list of Graham's accomplishments.

KaptKangaroo said...

Good one 1:54PM.

Anonymous said...

Lord, I am praying that Graham gets part of what he deserves and gets kicked to the curb tomorrow! The other part will be hopefully when he has to finally answer for all that he has done and dig into those deep pockets and pay back some of that money he owes the taxpayers. I do hope that Kingfish gets elected Judge tomorrow. He has done a fantastic job letting us regular citizens know the real story about what all the Hinds BOS and others are always trying to do without us knowing. Too bad Graham couldn't get tried in his court!!!

Kingfish said...

David Joseph, Kelly, Cupit, Latham, Lucy Taylor, Primos:

That is all you are: Burger flippers.

Anonymous said...

All I wan to know is...how did I get on the mailing list for Robert Graham? I don't give my email address out, especially not to him.

Anonymous said...

The other part will be hopefully when he has to finally answer for all that he has done and dig into those deep pockets and pay back some of that money he owes the taxpayers.

The $$$ that Graham owes is more than has been revealed so far. The investigation into his running a private business while on the JPD payroll is FAR from over.

Anonymous said...

All I wan to know is...how did I get on the mailing list for Robert Graham? I don't give my email address out, especially not to him.

Carson is doing the same thing and in the real world unsolicited email is SPAM. Carson and Graham are nothing more than spammers.

Anonymous said...

Graham's email. Pitiful and desperate.

Anonymous said...

I am tired of that SOB calling me too...four times today...at least three times the past four days.

get out and vote.

Anonymous said...

Y'all just racial is all.

Anonymous said...

5:53. No you are, as there is no other possible reason, other than being black, that you would have to support Mr. Graham. Were he white, he would be in jail. End of subject. You, SIR, are the racist.

Anonymous said...

Y'all just racial is all.

Careful your ignorance is showing.

Anonymous said...

Sorry for the repeat of what I've posted on other JJ articles..

Yet, I repeat:

If "dumb-asses" are a race, then consider me a racist.

Anonymous said...

I would much rather have John in the kitchen preparing "Snapper Anna", than the faux "Lieutenant" billing
Hinds County $900.00 per box of (cost cutter) fish sticks at an international 911 dispatcher lunch.

Shadowfax said...

"Cost Cutter Fish Sticks"...

Har.



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