Saturday, October 29, 2011

More downtown drama

Looks like the Downtown Jackson Trash blog stirred up a little hornets nest yesterday as Rankin County's finest called up Mr. Crowley to give him a piece of well, what she might consider a mind.

"Ms. Rankin County appeared most annoyed with the statement that she was "white trash" and that I referred to her operation as a "whorehouse" (although that word was struck through). Then there was the obligatory threat to sue me for slander (actually it would be libel, but whatever). Of course, I will be hearing from "her attorney" (who's office is apparently located in a van down by the Rankin side of the Pearl River). Blah blah blah."

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25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Damn this is entertaining!

Anonymous said...

Them taters are only a recent phenomenon.

Anonymous said...

All from Rankin are not trash! Her OB-GYN is a hell of a nice fellow. He found and returned my lost watch last week! And that's all I will say on that!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if she has pineapples.

Ironghost said...

You can always tell which dog the rock hit.

Anonymous said...

As I posted on Crowley's Blog :

I was hoping that a late night Cracker Barrel might open downtown.

Hopefully Chip will open a Wendy's Playhouse "2" in the hip "historic" Fondren District.

Anonymous said...

Why is anyone worried about such an establishment? Once the 14 blues clubs open on Farish, the legion of tourists that flock there will offset a few gangsta rap punks gettin dey freak on wif da white wimmen.

Last I heard, all 14 will be open by summer (8 months!) and work will be well underway for Jackson's IMAX. So lighten up!

Anonymous said...

Damn, ... that was short lived.

I've heard that Chip and Wendy closed
their new establishment this afternoon.

Is this true KF ?

Anonymous said...

9:46

Getting More Fabulous Every Day!

Anonymous said...

CLOSED? Dayumm; There's goes my Sat'day night plans. Wuz hoping all this talk would stirr up the white trash wenches and by 2 am I could make my move on one of 'em. Guess I'll have to go cruise the clubs on Medgar Evers (again)

Anonymous said...

And here I was thinking beggars couldn't be choosers. People sure do get uppity when someone promises them 14 clubs and an IMAX theater. By the way, will the IMAX theater be Jackson's only movie theater or has someone snuck one in recently? (And no, neither adult theaters nor the planetarium count.)

Anonymous said...

Who's Chip? Not anyone ex-congressman, is he? Dayum, it's hard to keep track without a scorecard....

Micah said...

Wendy Ramage needs to stop the late night visits to KFC. That back side is going to look like two buicks ran into each other in a few years.

Rebekah said...

If it is TRUE...then it isn't slander.
And she shouldn't get offended her "business" was referred to as a whorehouse. She should be excited. In this economy, it is hard to turn tricks AND get paid...with something other than welfare cards.
And the boobs!! I literally laughed outloud when I saw them. She looks like some homely trailer trash cartoon character. (no offense to trailers)...but then I had to admire her face. She SO has a face that could make her famous oneday...in radio...Somewhere there is a lonely paperbag with her name written on it(considering she can write). And the poor pool table she is perched upon. What abuse!! What did that table do to her?? Well, except prop her up when she is being gang banged by her fellow patrons.
All joking aside...we are going to keep being haunted by that face...in STD posters, birth control posters, 'I am too ugly for even porn so I have to have my father take these pics of me' posters...

Anonymous said...

I'm glad 10:06 recovered his Timex.

"Takes a lick'n and keeps on tick'n" is no justification
for a crusty wrist rash.

But if his wrist was down there from the start, a rash
would be expected - no ?

Rebekah said...

either a rash or crabs

Anonymous said...

Or a rash OF crabs...

Rebekah said...

ewwwww

Anonymous said...

Rebekah, you do catty quite well.

I prefer overweight kind people to arrogant skinny people .

I'm also very aware that my looks are inherited. I was very lucky in that department. But, that's all it is , a good combination of genes.

Even then, eventually, the effects of gravity and the aging process happens. No woman at 70 can compete with a 20 year old even with surgical help.

So I fear you have an unhappy time ahead if you are so wrapped up in your appearance as compared to others. In time, if people don't love you for your pleasing personality, you're in big trouble.

Anonymous said...

certainly you are not saying Rebekah has a pleasing personality, she is about as much fun as hemeroids

Rebekah said...

First of all...what do either one of these comments have anything to do with this post?
And, what I said about Wendy is because of her pictures. If you are going to drudge yourself through mud with disgusting pictures of yourself propped up on a pool table half naked, then expect retaliation...especially when you have a reputation of being trash in a trashy nightclub. It is all about dignity...and in this woman's case- the lack thereof.
But, what you have to realize is that your comments don't matter to me. I am not here to please anyone. Not here to impress. Just here to state my opinion..on a blog....because that is what blogs are for! So, stick to the subject (because it isn't all about you- there are a ton of other readers on here) and we get alot of complaints from people who want to just read all of the posts but not have to sift through the irrelevant bs...ok?

Anonymous said...

Way to get down in the mud with Wendy, Becky. She doesn't care about impressing anyone wither.

Anonymous said...

Rebekah is the MS version of Nancy Grace.

Anonymous said...

Getting a rise out of our local "Nancy Grace" is entertaining. I recall her giving advice to people to just ignore what people say on the blog. Yet, she gets so fired up, and she fires back with paragraphs of BS. So much for sifting through the irrelevant.

I'm wondering if her husband is one that posts under his first name too. I feel sorry for him and her children. I would thing she would be a Nancy Grace/Dr.Laura nightmare for a family. I think I would prefer Britney or Wendy Ramage to be my mom.

Rebekah, do those self-righteous soap-boxes that are super-glued to your shoes ever get heavy?

Rebekah said...

Awe! So sweet of you to be thinking of me...but thankfully my life is great...and i usually save my sarcastically mean comments to douche canoes like yourself...the ones who are strong enough to not get so offended are the ones i choose to be around. But you sure do post alot about me. Oh wait...you didn't know we could see where posts come from? Why the obsession? Is life that lonely for you? I iz so sorry my wittle words hurtz your wittle feelins...i have a big frown on my face just for you.



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