Sunday, October 30, 2011

Feed me baby one more time

I don't think this is what they mean when they say "if you got it, flaunt it".




89 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh dear, there's just no understanding Martians.

The top is too small so her boobs aren't shown to her best advantage. Her pants are too tight so her belly is flabbing over.

The eye make-up and dye job are terrible and with her shaped face, she should never part her hair in the middle like that.

That is an absolutely beautiful young woman who ,unnecessarily looks cheap and sloppy.

The same outfit properly fitted, a good dye job with some highlights, a light shadow under her brow and darker at her lids and some blush and she'd be gorgeous. Probably still a bit hookerish but at least high class and not street walker like this photo.

KF...I worry about your taste in women now. Your in good company with Hugh Grant and Jimmy Swaggert but ...

Anonymous said...

Apologies KF...I see the " don't" now that I put on my reading glasses.

Anonymous said...

Gutney.

Anonymous said...

Did Spears have a gig at the short lived Playhouse ?

Micah said...

She has been eating too much fried chicken.

Anonymous said...

'beautiful'? you have to be kidding. the make-up tips are just weird, this is walmart ugly..

Rebekah said...

Goes along with one of my favorite sayings..."Just because you can doesn't mean you SHOULD"...she looks terrible. Cover up. No one should wear something like this in the first place, but especially looking like this. And only men can get away with a belly. Not so much on women. Gross.

Anonymous said...

I like this, but then again, I am a realist and like ruebenesque women as oppossed to those women who starve themselves to look like the models of the fashion runways. the Ruebenesque woman is much more fun loving and often intelligent being than those who wish to be pencil thin

Rebekah said...

Uh huh..
So being a fat cow and eating crap food all the time is better than eating right and being in shape?? Hmmm..you iz smart.

Being toned and in shape...eating right..and exercising is what everyone needs to do. ESPECIALLY these young stars who are out there with tons of teenage admirers. Looking like you have an eternal beer gut is disgusting..and deathly. Not that all women are built the same, but women need to take better care of themselves and eat right. If a woman is eating right (with the right amount of servings and staying away from fast FATTY food) then they are not going to look like that. Being fat equals being lazy. And how intelligent is it to continuously stuff your body full of shit that leads to heart attacks and other heart diseases?
Basically, your statement makes you an idiot. Fat does not equal intelligence, idiot. Being overweight is NOT intelligent, idiot. Not exercising and taking care of your body is NOT intelligent, idiot. No one said anything about starving themselves. Women should take care of their bodies and feed them properly...and exercise. There is NOTHING smart about being fat....ruebenesque...or whatever your word of the day toilet paper said...But it is your death sentence. Not mine. I happen to take care of my body and eat properly..and do some form of exercise daily. I care to not look like a pig...with the obesity record the way it is, everyone should want the same. Being fat equals being stupid.

Anonymous said...

am guessing 1.04 is heavy female-- or pervert for fatties.

Anonymous said...

Damn Rebekah,

Calm down Sweetheart. This is only Jackassery .
Many of us are glad KF has brought back such Jackassery.

Truth be known, all straight guys on this Blog would love to take Miss Kentwood from behind ( beer gut included) on a pool table at Wendy's Play house.

We will never admit such, nor would we take her home to meet our Mothers, but we would enjoy
playing with her.

At least Lil' Sis Jamie-Lynn has maintained her figure and has enough sense to stay in Amite County
rather than parade around with the Hollywood
NO PANTY crowd like big Sis.

KaptKangaroo said...

I'm bringing bellies back...yeah!
Hangin' o'er da' pants back...yea!

(Tune in head: I'm bringin' sexy back)

Anonymous said...

Looked better with shaved head and the enraged glare.

Rebekah said...

Ha...I do need to calm down! WHEW. Maybe it is the lack of 6 cheeseburgers and cheetos that make me like this.
But I cannot stand when someone makes such a stupid statement...

Anonymous said...

Rebekah ,

We love ya !

Please don't take some of us too seriously .

All of us (and our Mom's) would love a girl like you !
You have always made some great points. Your husband is a lucky guy !

However, often, ...some of our middle aged asses revert back to our 19 year old Frat House Glory days.

We admit : Men will always be idiots.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Rebecca...not all of us were born with a model body...some of us have real bodies that have pudge on it and carry some extra baggage. I have known you since high school and you were and still are always skinny. Not all of us are that blessed. Maybe have some consideration for the ones who aren't a perfect size 4.

Rebekah said...

I have a real body...one that I take REAL good care of. If you are overweight princess, it isn't my fault. Blame your M O U T H...Just like guns don't kill people, forks don't make people fat. So, my advice would be to stop worrying about what size I am and put some damn vegetables on your plate...OH! And by the way, ordering a taco salad doesn't count. But kisses to you anyway...and no not the chocolate ones precious. Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Again,
We love you Rebekah !
You're our JJ little sister.

Rebekah said...

Awe shucks...makin me blush. ;)

Anonymous said...

Rebekah, Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but my foot up your ass is really going to hurt!

Signed, One Fat Chick

Anonymous said...

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!

Rebekah said...

6:41- grow up...no one feels sorry for you.

Anonymous said...

I didn't ask anybody to feel sorry for me. I don't have the perfect body like you do (or think you do) and I'm perfectly happy the way I am...maybe you would be happier and not such a bitch if you weren't so worried about how you look. And about growing up, I believe you have a little bit of growing up to do yourself...

Rebekah said...

Obviously you are blind because I never claimed to have a perfect body...What is a perfect body anyway?? I do, however, have a healthy one. I don't eat crappy food that slowly kills me. If you want to kill yourself, more power to you. And just going by your hostility in your posts, being overweight isn't your only problem. Have a great day

Anonymous said...

Oh Rebekah Rebekah, Isn't talking about my "hostility" a bit like the pot calling the kettle black..honey, everything you post if full of hostility. Do you ever say anything nice about anybody or anything? I'm not going to have a "pi__ing" match with you over this. I just think until you're perfect in every way, not just your body, you need to tone it down a bit with talking about and bad mouthing everyone. Go back and read some of your posts...would the sweet lady at WOAH or whatever that magazine is, approve of your language??? Just sayin'!

Anonymous said...

I am overweight and I hate it but I cannot blame anyone else for it. i am the one who made myself this way. The posts did toucha nerve on my part and part of me wants to stuff cheesebiurgers down skinny people's throats but she is right. i snack on junk food allday. i am a size 16 and I i used to be aLOT smaller. We can sit around and blame the skinnies and threaten to "stick a foot up their ass" but it still does not chnage the fact that we are fat-even if we say we like the way we look. Deep down NO WE DONT!!! And she actually wasnt being mean about it. Everything she said was true- eat more veggies and less crap food- My entire family is overweight and my father, grandfather, and 32 year old brother died of an heart attack- due to being fat.
I know Rebekkah from just being in Jackson and seeing her out or somewhere and we are facebook friends. But I really don't thhink she is a bitch- she just has a way of putting things so bluntly and does not leave room to have you second guess her. Althou some can find it mean it is more like being very honest. and there have been many times where she makes fun of herself so dont let one post make you hate her. and she is the farthest person from being into herself!
I used to not be fat and i wish i had a friend who would tell me i am- instead of my friends who tell me i am not- being fat does suck and it does kill. so maybe we shold stop getting so angry at her and actually listen to what she is saying. being fat slowly kills you and being 32 and dying from a heart attack is a prime example.
i think this post started off being funny and making fun of britney spears but it took a weird turn

Rebekah said...

What happened to freedom of speech?

Anonymous said...

Well I think Rebekah basically just hates all fat people and I just got sick of all her negative comments on this link and many others about everybody who she thinks is beneath her. I'm thru with this..I basically made the first comment in jest but her "grow up, nobody feels sorry for you" comment hit a nerve.

Rebekah said...

Whoops. posted that without finishing.
No one claimed to be perfect. Least of all me!! I am far from it. I am the fist person to call myself out on something...so don't assume things with me. I never claimed to be perfect. Ever...and won't ever...But, considering this is a blog where you can write your opinion, I am going to do so. If you don't like what I have to say, then by all means go find something else to read. Like Whoa magazine.
But as far as the other stuff I post, I post how I feel. And if someone can't handle it then perhaps ask yourself why?

KaptKangaroo said...

Interesting....

There is an older couple in my neighborhood who has been walking for the last 9 months. The better half and I remarked just the other morning... WOW! They look healthy.

Point: Losing weight or being healthy is a commitment. It can be done, I watched a couple do it, between the both of them she lost at least 60 pounds and he lost about 40. It just takes a commitment.

Meredith said...

When did she say she hated fat people? If I am not mistaken, she was firing at the person who was leading that overweight people are smarter than ones who starve themselves. Not once did she claim she hated fat people. Being overweight is stupid. I said it! And I am fat! (fat but losing weight)
Why are people getting so upset over a blog? Obviously, you are not as happy with yourself as you claim. I honestly dont think she was being hateful. I don't kinow her from adam and dont care about it, but from just reading this post i dont think she really said anything that bad or hateful. Some of her comments made me laugh!
What i am mad about is my husband who told me to come read this post and now i am wondering if he is calling me fat. Great. now i am getting offensive

KaptKangaroo said...

Meredith,

Take him for a walk! ;)

It is good for all involved.

Kapt

Rebekah said...

KK you are right!
And being healthy doesn't mean being skinny either. There are alot of skinny "fat" people. Being healthy isn't about a certain size-it is a lifestyle...and a commitment. I know people who are twice my size but kick my butt in the healthy dept and their bodies look UH-mazing. I never said one word about a size...some loser I supposedly went to high school with did. Not once did I say i hated fat people either. I just said being overweight was stupid...and it is. Killing your body is stupid. Just like over drinking, overeating, smoking, etc. Doing things in excess is stupid. Sorry if that offends people, but it is. I don't feel sorry for someone who causes themself harm. And overeating is harmful.
Yawn...

KaptKangaroo said...

Short people got...

Anonymous said...

AHH HA HA HA! This post took an interesting turn!
she is a bitch! But she is a funny funny funny one! And she isnt pretentious or stuckup nor does she think anyone is beneath her. She is just one of those people who tells you exactly how she feels. She would give you the shirt off her back and is as loyal as a labrador retriever- but her way with words is honestly a talent alot of people dont posess. she is a person who can look you straight in the eye and say something and you have to think twice whether or not she is joking. you got the bitch part right!!! but she does not think she is better than anyone else and cannot stand people who think they are. dont be so quit to judge

Anonymous said...

I like big butts and i cannot lie

Anonymous said...

Say it rebekah "i am a bitch and I am proud" ... I am sure your husband is happy and proud...

Anonymous said...

Fat, skinny, or just perfect, Brittney is doing just what she likes to do and making millions and millions doing it. Are you? I'm sure not.

Meredith said...

Why is a bitch the same as being honest? or straight forward?
Do any of you watch Chelsea Handler? That is who Rebekah reminds me of...a little over the top, mixed with a punch of brutal honesty, and stirred with some "oh my gosh I cant believe she just said that". In this case, i dont think being a bitch is a bad thing if that is what you insist on still calling her. And you callin her a bitch doesn't make you any better than her calling you fat. Well actually, she never called you fat.YOU called yourself that.
I dont think her posts were out of line or bitchy! Just wildy entertaining- which is what this blog is all about right?

Anonymous said...

Britis a joke. A joke to music. A joke to women. A joke. This picture is a joke. Her career- a joke. Making millions doesn't mean shit if you dont have the brains to be able to handle it. She still doesn't have the legal rights to her estate because she is a nutjob. Her music is lame. Just another used up has been who got big when young and then was too stupid to appreciate what she had going on.
and so what about the money. She is rich. Big deal. she is still fat and disgusting and a joke in the music industry.

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it (Britney that is)

Anonymous said...

Gosh Rebekah, I'm really happy for you. I used to be a size 4 and mighty haughty about those fat folk, too. But, then I was diagnosed with a disease and the medication I have to take wrecked my metabolism and makes me bloated. I still eat healthy foods and even less portions than before but if you looked at me, I'm sure you'd judge me harshly.
In the process of dealing with this disease, I also learned alot more about genetics. As a result,I judge others less harshly as I know there are things, no matter how hard we try, that we can't control.

Anonymous said...

Britney is a troubled but beautiful and talented young woman . I didn't recognize that photo as being her. There's nothing in her appearance in the photo that hair and make-up and the right costume selection couldn't fix.
It's just sad.

Anonymous said...

Rebekah may be the all benevolent wonderful giving person that everybody thinks she is. I don't have a clue but here is a quote from her earlier comments "I care to not look like a pig...with the obesity record the way it is, everyone should want the same. Being fat equals being stupid." I didn't appreciate this.... I'm not a pig and I'm certainly not stupid.

Anonymous said...

Yes , we have Freedom of Speech but good judgment and maturity require keeping some things to yourself, good taste requires editing your trashy thoughts and language, and good manners requires not insulting someone just because you can.
So, yes, you have the right to exercise poor judgment, be immature and tasteless, and ill mannered. Graciousness and kindness and diplomacy are much more difficult so just take the easy way out and try to make a virtue out of bullying others. How's that working ?

Anonymous said...

I get so tired of the since of entitlement with women who havent done one thing to earn it much less earn any respect. I refuse to stoop to her name calling level but I will say this I hope you have everything in order with God, because he will be asking questions...

Anonymous said...

To the whiner bitching about Rebekah: go have a chow-down pity party with Wendy Ramage. Maybe have a combo meal at the playhouse. This place is about jackassery. If you are the sensitive-type this blog may not be for you.

Anonymous said...

1211pm it's "sense" of entitlement, not "since." Dictionary.com is a wonderful resource.

Kevin said...

Oh my GOSH people....GET A FREAKING LIFE! Are you really bringing up God and all this other crap on a BLOG???? Who CARES what someone writes on a BLOG?!! You women seriously need to take a look in the mirror and realize you look like a fool when you cry over what someone writes in a BLOG. Seriously...are you also the same women who call in to complain about the bathing suit portion of the Miss Universe pageant? IT IS A BLOG...Quit being such a whiney crybaby and move on! Oh nooo...she is picking on me...boo hoo...I am fat and she called me stupid for it...boo hooo hooo...No one cares. No one is going to pity you. And no one is going to agree with everyone...everyone is entititled to their opinion and they have the freedom of speech to say whatever the hell they want to. THAT is what makes America...but it is these self righteous drabs like yourself who ruin it for everyone else. Get a freaking life...you sound like a bunch of old jealous hens pecking around talking about why barbie is bad...GET A LIFE. All this nagging and bitching about what a blogger writes is pathetic. Your poor husbands- if you even have one....no wonder they run off with the neighbor...I would too if I had to listen to all the griping and whining. Get a life women! You make yourslef LOOK stupid by griping about all this!

Anonymous said...

Kevin,
Obviously you care a little too much. Did all the comments get you a little hot under your collar? So a few people are tired of Rebekah's self righteous bullsh*t. They have a right to post their opinion too, or is Rebekah the only one allowed to have one?

Kevin said...

Are you kidding? If you are not so stupid like you claim, then why get into a game of words with someone on a blog? Everytime a comedian on tv makes fun of a fat person, do you send them mean emails? Are you the lame person who writes to magazines because they didn't have a hefty hippo on the cover?
Fat does equal stupidity. I myself want to vomit when I see people at Walmart on an electric scooter because their fat ass can't walk...it is gross. Being overweight IS NOT A HANDICAP...and she only said what everyone thinks OR says behind your back. But, one thing I have to give her credit for is that she not only said it in public, BUT she used her name...unlike all you nagging, whiney unhappy women on here...
If it is such a terrible issue and you want to cry because of it, then do something about it....like instead of sitting on here typing away go for a walk Bertha...Instead of running me over to get a closer parking spot, park farther and WALK. Give those cankles some exercise and stop getting your feelings hurt so easily. Everywhere I look there is some obese person sitting with a big mac in front of them. or SMOKING. If you don't care enough about yourself to take care of yourself, fine...but don't come whining and crying about it when someone calls you out on it. If it bothers you SO bad then do something about it...like exercise....or else shut up.

Anonymous said...

I am female. I am 5'3" and 140 lbs. I am healthy, excellent blood pressure and low cholestorol. I exercise four times a week. I eat food that's good for me (except today -- damned Halloween candy). I still could stand to lose 10-15 pounds. Not really considering myself a pig for that, but I do consider myself vain for caring about it as much as I do.

What bugs me about this discussion is the focus on obese women. Yeah, it started with an icky photo of Britney, but now we seem to be focused on the weight of Jackson women.

I don't know if anyone has looked outside lately, but there are a whole lot of male fat asses out there. But as long as he's makin' money, no one cares. He can be a cigarette-smoking alcoholic on his third bypass surgery, but no one really slams him about it because he's bring home the bacon (and eating every last bit of it). He can eat crap and get applauded for it -- woman eats the same crap and she gets talked about.

So, we wanna focus on Britney's gut, fine. I'm just wondering how many of you who would still "do her" would need oxygen afterward.

And Kevin, FYI -- it's not just the FemiNazi's who don't care for Barbie. I'd like my girls to grow up believing there's more to life than big tits and skank clothing. I would hope that any FATHERS out there would want the same. I really don't want my girls growing up to be either the before OR after picture of Britney.

Rebekah said...

I was typing my reply to the haters anonymous fan club but the comment from 237 came in and it made me laugh...and i agree with your entire post. And im still cracking up over it. Glad other people have a sense of humor!

Rebekah said...

Ok...enough...all these comments are giving everyone a headache.
I am the first one to admit my faults (and believe me, I have many) & I apologize if my comments offended anyone. But, all of this berading back & forth has gotten tiresome. If someone says or writes something on a blog, don't let them offend you. Seriously. No one deserves that power of you. And just because you don't like me or you disagree with me, doesn't mean you need to waste everyone else's time talking about it. I just posted something and not 3 seconds later, people are waiting to respond. Crazy!
Thank you for the ever so sweet (read:ridiculous) emails...keep them coming...I honestly have nothing better to do (other than designing, writing, being a mom, a wife, having a life...) than to read all about your struggles in life and why you think I am the devil. I am touched...really...and oh...hold on....there is a...tear rolling down my face...

Kevin said...

It just gets very aggravating to read the same "you are so mean because I am ugly" complaints from the same old hags...I jsut wanna read comments regarding the subject- not sift through millions of lonely, pathetic women feeling sorry for themselves and going off on someone who ONLY SAYS WHAT WE ALL WISH WE COULD SAY!
And britney is trash. I have 3 daughters...and I will be damned if they grow up dressing like a used up whore. But, what I do want them to do is to grow up and stand up for themselves and not let people walk all over them. The real bullies on this page are the ones who are so lost in their own (fat) world, that they cannot see there is COMPLETELY a whole nutha world out there...beyond themselves. Most overweight people who claim to "be happy with themselves" are just that- happy with themselves. They don't take offense to what anyone else has to say. If you are going to be fat, then be fat and proud. Anything else just makes you sound like another jealous, whiney, lonely hag...
And yes dear, this goes for men too. Fat doesn't have a gender preference...neither does stupidity. But don't hate on the skinny girl just because she has the guts to say what everyone else is saying behind your back.
Maybe take heed in what she is saying and figure out why in the hell you are getting your big momma panties in such a wad over her posts?!
And to the woman who brought God up...get a life. Seriously.

Anonymous said...

Simple "jackassery" has devolved into hatefulness on both sides of the "issue"(and I use that word loosely). Chill out people. Personally attacking someone that disagrees with you is usually reserved for far-left field.

Rebekah said...

OH! And thanks for the message from God and him having questions!!! I didn't know you knew God! WOW!! What...a blessing! It always amazes me so much when someone delivers messages from God! Does everyone around you know your powerful ability to communicate with God? Does he come to you in a physical form or does he appear like, I don't know, in your soup or something? Is he there now with you? How about this...if I hold up a finger, will God be able to tell you which one it is? UH-mazing!!!
Whew. And I just thought this was some blog about "jack ass" stuff....I didn't know I was going to get to talk to someone who receives messages from GOD!!!
And I am still receiving lovely emails...I will post them soon so the rest of the world...and GOD...will know about the cracked out loons we have existing amongst us. Somewhere, there are a few empty white, padded, rooms missing some folks.
Just sayin'.
And Happy Boo ya'll. Be careful tonight! There are more crazies out there than just the ones who stick razor blades in the candy

Anonymous said...

Brittany dresses like a ho, looks like a ho, and sings songs with ho lyrics. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a m-fing duck.

Anonymous said...

Rebekah--
I mean this with great sincerity, you really need to post as anonymous to save yourself from attacks. Your long diatribes of defense, which 80% I agree with, are only hurting you. I'm probably 10 to 15 years older than you, grew up poor, worked and paid my own way thru engineering school, graduated with honors, etc. You finally dropped your last name in your identity, but you need to just be anonymous. Believe me, standing on a soapbox and arguing will be your demise. I beg you to heed my advice. Been there, done that, and I didn't get a T-shirt.

Anonymous said...

Jeez,

You're correct 3:55 .

After complimenting KF for getting back to some fun Jackassery on Sunday afternoon, I had no idea it would have gone this far by Monday night.

It's probably time for Kingfish to post an impromptu poll about the hottest Jackson reporter as of Nov 2011, ( or sum'n )

Anonymous said...

Rebekah is one of the favored children here. You must each genuflect and kiss the jewel taped to her toe. Otherwise, she's just like the rest of us dumbasses.....only she can't admit it.

Anonymous said...

Rebekah is cool.

Pasionate yes, ....but still cool.

I would to watch this little Spears girl's
reaction to being refered to as " Rubenesque".

I would be surprised if the definition of Rubenesque
is taught in the Parklane middle school.

Come to think of it, I doubt it's a term that is used in Kentwood very often.

Anonymous said...

I think Rebekah is probably young in the professional world. I warned her previously to be anonymous, and she finally dropped her last name from her identity. That was a start, but she hasn't yet learned the rules of the game.

You can stand your ground in what you think is righteous, but the rest of the world we live in doesn't give a f*ck. Whether you are right or wrong does not matter. You will be smashed like a cockroach--underneath the feet of the powers that be.

Her approach in making it big and being heard is futile.

Anonymous said...

"Yes , we have Freedom of Speech but good judgment and maturity require keeping some things to yourself, good taste requires editing your trashy thoughts and language, and good manners requires not insulting someone just because you can.
So, yes, you have the right to exercise poor judgment, be immature and tasteless, and ill mannered. Graciousness and kindness and diplomacy are much more difficult so just take the easy way out and try to make a virtue out of bullying others. How's that working ? "

Well said 1116am. Well said indeed.

Anonymous said...

Thank you Obi-Wan Kenobi .

Your sage advice has a certain truth to it.

However, If you had a shot a Spears ( gut and all ) ,
...you would most likely fight every young guy in the room to get some of her.

Go discuss it with Yoda.

We'll make sure your home health care supplies are up to speed.

Anonymous said...

All you people are doing is making her stronger. If she doesn't bother her and you are so happy then ignore it! When you keep firing back, you let her win.
People spend so much time (wasting their time actually) on complaining about something or someone. Just ignore it! Is your life that empty that you have to keep trying to have the last word on someone who is just writing their opinions???
I am overweight and I have been reading this blog, but for some reason I am not offended by anything she has said...I don't consider myself a very thick skinned person, but I am not a wimp either, and nothing she has said offended me. I honestly think she is funny- sue me. But, I am not offended because she never came out and said "Hey, you are a fatass" directly to me. And if you disagree with what she says, who cares?

Anonymous said...

I actually dated Rebecca. Many many many many years ago...and very briefly but that chick is strong. Unless you are in her circle or a part of her life, she literally gives less than zero about your opinions. I knoiw someone will fire back about this post, but you do look foolish commenting on her- when she doesn't give u a second thought.
She has a heart of gold but a mouth of steel. and when she is passionate (someone else used that word and it does fit her) about something, she doesn't let up. She isn't always a "woman's" woman- I think most men can relate to her because she pretty much thinks like one.
I think some of this is about jealousy. If you are lucky enough get past her looks (and her sharp tongue) and actually get to know her then you know what I am talking about.

Kevin said...

LOL at the Obi-Wan Kenobi comment. That was classic. CLASSIC!!

Anonymous said...

Does the name Howard Stern mean anythiing to any of you people? He isn't the shock jock because people love him. He is the guy people love to hate because of his opinions. If the world ignored him, he would not be where he is today.
Look at Jenny McCarthy and her mouth...the same way. Chelsea Handler. Sarah Silverman. All extremely opinionated and extremely offensive. But guess what. They all started off as nobodies and look at them now. Sorry, but the more offensive someone is, the more popular a person gets. No one wants to admit that, but the more you write in and trash on someone and complain because you are offended, the more popular they become.

Anonymous said...

I say again, go talk it over with Yoda,
Better yet try , to get a gig on " The View" .

Anonymous said...

It is too funny reading this thread. And we wonder why *society* as a whole is failing. I'd offer it is in no small part because a bunch of apparent losers idolize someone else talking BS and calling it cool or popular. Boorish behavior is just that, boorish. Beloved by the unwashed masses or not, it's boorish behavior and speech. (Feel free to insert childish for boorish at any point.) And please do shoot back, I'd expect nothing less.

Just sayin'

Anonymous said...

To the joker that dated Rebekah - she may have been strong enough to pin you on your back, but she does care what the mob thinks or else she would have left well enough alone a long time ago.

She seems like a shallow, narcissistic gold-digger from her posts, which makes her normal most spots in Jackson and the surrounding hamlets.

Just kidding, I used to date her too and she's the best person I know or have read about.

Anonymous said...

10:31 I agree. Name calling is something pre-schoolers can do. Grownups learn to point out why another person's attitudes or opinions or choices are in error. Grownups attack the idea, not the person. And, doing that with wit is entertaining. Watching people name call and bully has fascination only because it's so appalling.

Kevin, have you ever heard the phrase " the pot calling the kettle black"?

And, Rebekah, I am very worried for you if so many know your identity. You are not only closing doors for yourself, but one day, you may have children and wish some of those doors were open. Sadly, your reputation will affect your children. That may not be fair, but it's the way it is.

Anonymous said...

One word... tacky (lacking of class). We are all taught at a young age that somethings are best left unsaid. Well some of us are. And if you are not taught that, conscious should play some part in not offending others.

But if you will do anything to get attention then manners and morals do not matter huh?

A survivor said...

Last yr my boss contacted Rebekah to ask for help with an employee who she thought was being abused. Rebekah is a big advocate on Domestic Violence. The owner explained the lady came to work with bruises, etc.She explained the lady didn't have alot of money, had a few young kids, and just needed to know what to do with this situation. Within 2days, a package arrived on my boss's desk. Inside had all of the articles on DV Rebekah had ever written and some very gut wrenching poems, plus a personal story. There was also a list of every shelter in Mississippi, with phone numbers and emergency contact information (that are not publicly listed by the way- and some police officers actual cell phone numbers in Rankin, Hinds, and Madison county- not just the obvious 911 or police station's number) There was a checklist of signs of abuse...rebekah's email ...and a $50 gift card to Kroger (explaining it was for food and gas). Our boss gave the employee the envelope in a private meeting and matched the amount of the gift card from Rebekah. The woman left her husband that night and ended up going to one of the shelters listed on the sheet. That woman still sleeps with the poems under her pillow as a reminder. That woman filed for divorce within a week and has a restraining order. That woman would still be scared for her life had that white envelope not shown up that day. I am that woman.
SO, if THAT is being a bitch then I want to be one too. SOmeone I have never met before & someone who didn't even know me, my name, what I looked like, nothing, helped me in such a selfless way. What do you hate-filled women do for anyone else? You get on this blog and you strew out all this hatred! A blind man can sense the unhappiness & bitterness in your posts towards her! Do you have such a great life that all you have to worry about is hen picking apart a woman on a BLOG? WOW!!! SOme people have it just a little bit worse and are thankful for people like Rebekah who actually do something than just sit around and bitch...I am fat but I sure as hell have more to worry about than some blog. And yes, I AM stupid for being fat. It takes alot more work to be healthy and I am just lazy- always have been. It is my own fault. But what I don't do is sit around and allow myself to be so bitter and so full of hate like all of you. You can literally see the bitterness seep out after every one of your pointless comments! If you would all get your heads from out of your ASS you might enjoy life more. You might laugh a little more. You MIGHT be a little LESS judgemental. You high and mighty "I am better than her because I don't talk like that" women are the real pathetic ones. YOU are the reason society is the way it is. You are a bunch of phoney, judgemental, miserable women. Have any of you helped anyone else other than going to the little wine event or volunteering because it will make you look cool? All it is, is insecurity. I risked my life by leaving an abusive husband, am extremely overweight, had to get on welfare to help take care of my children, can barely struggle a job and being a single mom, am struggling to also go back to school to better my education but I still am more secure with myself than any of you! For someone THAT selfless and who completely has opened herself up to the world about her past and her struggles in life just so she can help someone else is NOT a bitch. I dare any one of you to do the same. Life isnt perfect. NO ONE is perfect. SO quit sitting on your stupid computer (oh excuse me, ipad or iphone) and quit pretending you are perfect. None of you have a flipping clue.

Anonymous said...

I think alot of these bashers on here are really sad. It is funny to me how quickly someone is to judge another person and to tell them what they think is classless. Some folks at work were talking about this post so I had to check it out last night- with a completely open mind. LEt me also add I am 5' 6" and weigh 235. I am also female (YUCK! I KNOW). Although some of the posts by the "mean, horrible skinny blogger woman" did sting a little, some of them also made me laugh. Outloud. And then I looked in the mirror. Without Sucking in. And my GOD she is right. It is gross. It looks gross. I look gross. I know I feel gross. The hamburger in front of me looked gross. My husband cheated on me twice before leaving me- for one of those string bean women!!!!- And for the first time in probably 5 years, something clicked. WHERE WAS THIS BLOG 5 YEARS AGO??? Something so----not exactly nice----really punched me in my face. It literally felt like someone hit me upside my head and went DUH!! YOU ARE FAT!!! I set my alarm for 5am this morning. I found it across the room at 6. And before I went to work I went WALKING. I don't have to be at work til about 9 or 10 and I was up at 6 walking!! I had a salad for lunch. And all because some skinny "bitch" put something in such a way that so many people need to see. Regardless if YOU think it is classy or not. Who really cares what YOU think anyway? Who are YOU? Do you write on here? I am going to say a big no, you don't. Obviously the owner thought she was talented enough (and obviously entertaining) to allow her to write for jj...because this string keeps getting hits and you are all STILL talking about her.
I am tired as hell and hungry as hell but I actually did something other than sleep in and think about what I am going to eat for lunch, snack, dinner, after dinner snack, whatever else.
One thing I learned a long long time ago (probably high shcool?). If you don't like someone, ignore them. If you truly do not like someone and they don't mean anything to you then you dont care about them. Anything they say doesn't effect you- or it shouldn't if you TRULY don't care! All you are doing is constantly proving she got to you......or you are one of those ANNOYING AS HELL people who like to get the last word in. And I would rather knock a last worder in the head, than some skinny woman with strong opinions.

Anonymous said...

2:46 - I'd bet a trillion dollars you the most popular name on this thread.

Anonymous said...

Just call me Britney Biyatch...
And I have lost a pound since MOnday. A pound. Lost. Not Gained. I am hungrier than a wolf and meaner than a hornet, but I lost a pound. Only because of someone's blog comment. Someone I don't even know. I am actually thinking about getting shirts that read "Fat equals stupid" to motivate me to keep this going. I know none of you care anything about this, but the last time I lost a pound was when I had a bad case of food poison one weekend. I might not ever be a skinny minny oneday (I am a bit on the big boned side) but I will NOT be fat anymore. OR stupid.

Anonymous said...

Rebekah, Did you write the above post? Sure sounds like you if you didn't. If it's not you, y'all should be friends since you sound so much alike.

Rebekah said...

Nooo...sorry. I do not post anon but thanks for asking. And anyone with a sense of humor is always welcome around me.

Rebekah said...

And i would never refer to myself as britney nor use the word "biyatch" ever....not that there's anything wrong with it

Anonymous said...

OK, Nancy Grace. LMAO

Rebekah said...

I so love when someone uses a good "lol" or "lmao"...be sure not to wet yourself over it sugar

KaptKangaroo said...

I just couldn't resist....

Just in case someone needs help. I can't stand Nancy Grace. Piss poor reporting, if you call it that, and frankly one of the most offensive people I've ever had the mind-numbing torture to watch.

Rebekah said...

That was their point kk...they were trying to "get" at me. And then follow it up with some super cool "lols"...at their own joke. But i figure i will keep playing with the lonely people and let them have their cheap thrill. It is cheaper than a psychic friend for them and brings more hits to the site. So everyone is a winner

Anonymous said...

Rebekah,

Just say you're sorry for being shallow and most folks will forgive you for being self-rightious. But you started it. Say you learned your lesson and the world will go on, and yes, everyone is a winner.

Rebekah said...

The only thing i am sorry about is getting into this lame game with lonely people who get on blogs at midnight and demand apologies from someone they do not like....& and hide behind their anon comments. Who are you again???

If someone i do not know or absolutely do not care anything about does not like me...guess what? I don't care!!! Why do you? This has gone from somewhat amusing, to absolutely sad because you are obviously delusional. I feel like i am playing catch w someone who has no hands and this has turned into an extremely bad afterschool special.

Anonymous said...

Nancy, I wasn't laughing at my own joke. I was laughing at you. You sure have a lot to say for someone who doesn't care about what people say. Don't you have anything better to do than post after midnight?

Rebekah said...

ohhhhhhhhh...ok. Thanks for finally clearing that up for me. Whew. I can sleep now. Thanks!!!!



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