Saturday, September 25, 2010

Games today

Ole Miss v. Fresno State? Hate to say it but Fresno State. Hate it because an SEC team has no business losing to that school. UGA-MSU? Toss up. Bama-Arkansas? Bama. Won't be close. LSU-WV? Close. LSU's defense shuts them down and LSU grinds out another win while Jefferson looks inconsistent as usual and Crowton keeps calling his stupid plays. Only question will be how many times does he try to run the option with JJ.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

My theory on them running Jefferson is that they have him run the ball because he is such a bad passer. Starting Jefferson is more defensible when he runs some, even if he sucks at it. That way the staff can say that you can't judge him on his passing stats.

If he never ran, it would be even more obvious that he is a useless QB.

But Jefferson is a terrible runner too. He's very slow. Just because they call run plays for him doesn't mean they should or that he can.

Anonymous said...

Les Miles is a milk toast .

Anonymous said...

Guess there's a reason you aren't writing a sports blog KF ;-)

Kingfish said...

Very good reason. Man's got to know his limitations.

Mallet yet again was a crybaby yesterday. He did the same thing against LSU last year: Every time he got touched he whined to the refs. He doesn't like pressure at all and once again,he had a meltdown.

Going in fourth quarter I knew Bama would win. Saban teams live for the fourth quarter. You could see them getting tougher and tougher as the game went on and win the pressure built up, Arkansas crumbled.

Congrats to State on the win. I would hate to be richt right now. Ouch. Ole Miss. Nice win. No SEC team should lose to Fresno so its nice to see Ole Miss take care of business.

Anonymous said...

Yeah KF Mallet doesn't like gettin hit and Bama DBs are weak. Two weaknesses were exposed. LSU won but should have done more, (can you say -10). MSU impressed me and so did Mullen going for it on 4th down. Also congrats to USM and JSU.

bill said...

Does anyone really want to take charge in the national championship? Texas lost. Oklahoma, Alabama, LSU, Nebraska all were unimpressive in victory. God help us, but the Big 10, along with Boise State and TCU, are looking pretty good. National championship game without anyone from the SEC or Big 12? Only happened twice since 1992, but both conferences need to turn up the volume a little if they don't want to have their one loss champions watching the game from home.

Anonymous said...

"so did Mullen going for it on 4th down"

Can you spell OGERON?

bill said...

Too easy for me...someone else tell him.

Anonymous said...

Not a bad prediction KF, except for ARK/ALA.

As for comparing Mullen to Ogeron, you're going to need a lot more ingredients to cook up that crock of shi.. stew.



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