Monday, May 19, 2008

FOOD FIGHT!!!

Surprise, Donna Ladd is going at it with someone else, this time Wyatt Emmerich of the Northside Sun. Enjoy.

http://www.jacksonfreepress.com/index.php/site/comments/emmerich_airport_board_gig_may_hit_snags/#c129999

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why the huge boner for Donna Ladd? You criticize her journalistic integrity while you cut and paste news stories all day long and constantly berate everyone under the sun...

Anonymous said...

I'm only asking because boners fascinate me. Yours, mine, everybody's. I wish we all had boners. Even women. Women should get boners. It would make them even hotter.

Kingfish said...

I never claimed to be a journalist. In case you didn't notice, this blog is COMMENTARY.

Guess what? She's never worked at a real newspaper either yet she constantly bashes the CL on a daily, sometimes hourly basis yet I don't see you over there picking a fight with her over it. I've also picked on the CL, Northside Sun, and other media outlets here.

Anonymous said...

It seems to me that you have a different set of rules for yourself than you do for everyone else. This makes your criticism much less genuine.

People who live in glass houses...

Kingfish said...

This site is the Oakland Raiders of blogs: There are no rules.

Anonymous said...

The Oakland Raiders are 19-61 over the last five years. They haven't been to the playoffs since 2002. I guess the Oakland Raiders make for an appropriate comparison to your blog.

Kingfish said...

D-Mac and J-Rock are on board now. Going to be a bad azz offense.


but I meant the John Madden Oakland Raiders.

Anonymous said...

Seems to me like someone in your neighborhood has a boner for telling you what to write about, when and about whom.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
Seems to me like someone in your neighborhood has a boner for telling you what to write about, when and about whom"

Boy, you REALLY don't know 'Fish at all. He only writes about what HE wants!

Burton said...

On city streets when you see a unbathed person, talking to him or herself and maybe swinging his fist at some unseen person, you atleast do not make eye contact or talk to them and hope to get by them without being attacked. This is what happened to Wyatt he tried to have a reasonable conversation with our local "crazy" Ladd. He should know better.

Anonymous said...

The Allens, Carter, Head, Cain, Emmerich. It is as if Ms. Ladd never really liked any of these people. She uses them until they have nothing else to give her and then she throws them under the bus.

Kingfish said...

Told you guys she is someone with an agenda and doesn't believe half the political crap she is spewing. Clincher for me was when she said she wouldn't read anything by Juan Williams because he worked for Fox News. Never mind the rest of the resume and the fact he works for NPR as well. But hey, Mr. "Eyes on the Prize" is not good enough for her. That's right, the author of one of the leading and most critically acclaimed stories of the Civil Rights Movement is off limits.

The trashing of Miki Dickoff was just icing on the cake.

Burton said...

Truth is Donna is jealous of the sucess of the other papers and since she cannot achieve that level of sucess she trashes them.
She tell Wyatt what his paper is like but then says she hasnt read it in months. She shouldnt be critical of what she has no current knowledge of.

Anonymous said...

Evidence of jealousy?

Kingfish said...

By the way Anonymous (most recent one), you're a Great American.

Anonymous said...

A great American and a boner!

Burton said...

anonymous must be donna or a jfp'er due to his/her great display of debateing skills.

Anonymous said...

It's spelled "debating."

Anonymous said...

^^ Donna, JFP'er or a boner ^^

Burton said...

Donna, Luckly this is a Kingfish site where he said "there are no rules" so I'll spell as I like.



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