Saturday, April 12, 2008

You can't make this up

COMMERCE CITY, Colo. -- A couple fighting about which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join caused a public disturbance that resulted in the father's arrest, Commerce City police said Thursday.
On Saturday, Joseph Manzanares stormed into the Hollywood Video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video displays and even a computer, Commerce City police Sgt. Joe Sandoval said.
After he ran out of the store, police were called and the 19-year-old was arrested at his home.
His girlfriend told police that they had been arguing about the upbringing of their son and which gang he should belong to. The teen mother, who is black, is a member of the Crips. Manzanares is Hispanic and belongs to the Westside Ballers gang, the woman said.
"They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised. Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would 'claim
,'" Sandoval said.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/15851207/detail.html

Kamikaze explosion in 3....2...1...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Forget worrying about your child's preschool or education. What colors to claim for a four year old! That child should be taken away at once by CPS.

Anonymous said...

Yep the government could run in and take the child and it would still likely become a gang member. There are so many gangs represented in government that an unsuspecting fool would even realize it. I’m no gang member other than being a human being and that’s bad enough but then you have all the various religions and so forth that basically lay down the blueprints for gang membership. One may not like it but that’s simply the a fact. Take children and put them in foster care and/or state run institutions and gang exposure will be a certainty. People are in denial and seem to believe their own gang memberships aren’t really gangs, but they are. Socialism demands it does it not? Who are you with? Remember ‘there’s safety in numbers’ so run huddle up and hate on the weak, right?

Anonymous said...

I might could have written that last insert better if my emotions hadn’t gotten the better of me? Humans are so arrogant and ignorant and are determined to run from reality with their self-righteousness if you will. One is free to be as ignorant as they may need to be in their attempt to retain some sense of self-worth I suppose but then they generally go about inflicting it on others who do not hold those same beliefs. But if you have the numbers to support the hate tactics imposed on the weaker then hay its all good, right? Damm the lone human being that’s begs to differ from the larger gangs, kill the evil one, right?

Anonymous said...

"One is free to be as ignorant as they may need to be in their attempt to retain some sense of self-worth I suppose but then they generally go about inflicting it on others who do not hold those same beliefs."

You mean through gang violence, drug running, murder; that sort of thing?

I'll agree with you on the "God Club", but I don't think we'll be seeing the Baptists participating in drive-by's anytime soon.

I don't "hate on the weak". Hell, I don't even hate on the ignorant. But, when they open their mouth or do something stupid like fight over which gang their kids gonna join, they open the door to be called what they are.

Anonymous said...

Gangs are all violent as far as I can tell and they all do nasty shit to others and especially those who do not wish to participate in their antics. I wasn’t saying anything other than what I said but to make it a little clearer I would say that I fear someone ignorant more than anybody because they would be the first and quickest to kill you or do some other nasty shit to you in the name of their ignorance. I don’t set myself up on a pedestal and attempt to judge every so-called sin. Violence and murder is one thing and sometimes its called war. I have two dead sons that are dead for no good reason so no need to suggest and/or flip that scam on me. Drug running is when you go to the drugstore and pickup your drugs I suppose or when the drug suppliers ship them back and forth. My name and address is available Mr/Mrs anonymous. I hope I answered your suggestions.

Anonymous said...

If I don’t sound quite coherent maybe its due to all the torture and/or inhumane treatment I was subjected too by government and various religious factions. It tends to take a toll on ones outlook, while not to suggest that that outlook isn’t justified and/or legitimate. Then again maybe it’s the overwhelming pain I constantly endure gone under-treated and/or maltreated. Some might even see an advantage there to exploit?



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